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Diamonds are a girls best friend 

The French are glad to die for love 

They delight in fighting duels 

But I prefer a man who lives 

And gives expensive jewels 

A kiss on the hand may be quite continental 

But diamonds are a girl’s best friend 
A kiss may be grand but it won’t pay the rental 

On your humble flat, or help you at the automat 

Men grow cold as girls grow old 

And we all lose our charms in the end 

But square-cut or pear-shaped 

These rocks don’t lose their shape 

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend 
…Tiffany’s … Cartier…Black Star, Frost, Gorham 

Talk to me, Harry, Winston,tell me all about it! 

There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer 

But diamonds are a girl’s best friend 
There may come a time when a hard-boiled employer 

Thinks you’re awful nice 

But get that ice or else no dice 

He’s your guy when stocks are high 

But beware when they start to descend 

It’s then that those louses go back to their spouses 

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend 
I’ve heard of affairs that are strictly platonic 

But diamonds are a girl’s best friend 
And I think affairs that you must keep liaisonic 

Are better bets if little pets get big baggettes 

Time rolls on and youth is gone 

And you can’t straighten up when you bend 

But stiff back or stiff knees 

You stand straight at Tiffany’s 
Diamonds… Diamonds… 

– I don’t mean rhinestones – 

But Diamonds, Are A Girl’s Best Friends
Marylin Monroe. 

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